Pre-pregnant?!?

Okay - the evil overlords are considering all fertile women as being "pre-pregnant" and advising that we conduct ourselves as not to do harm to the unborn, unconceived, non-existant fetus.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/15/AR2006051500875_pf.html

Speaking as a resolute non-breeder ... bite me.

This calls for a drink - and I don't mean folic acid-rich orange juice.

V-mosex

There is now a Virtual Museum of Sex, for those of you who can't make it to NYC for the latest & greatest exhibits.

I saw the Men without Suits exhibit last summer.

Humor Day

Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last, and you're single. Just let it go." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality...... whispering.....

"Bob, you're a vet..."

I'm back!

Literally and figuratively ... I was in a funk for a very long while. It's not conducive to writing about sex. To paraphrase from a story called "Uncertainty Principle" (which I can NOT find anywhere online any more) "You're no good to me if you can't keep a pleasant thought in your head."

Well there's nothing like a little slap and tickle to take your mind off of what ails you. Works for me every time. I wasn't particularly expecting it, but don't look a gift horse in the mouth. I think I may see about arranging such diversions on a more regular basis.

I'm always advocating balance in all parts of life - I lecture my friends constantly about it - but here I am ignoring a HUGE part of my life. How silly.

I'll try to be more filthy minded and start posting here more regularly.

Shabbos Smile

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover. After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."