Pre-pregnant?!?

Okay - the evil overlords are considering all fertile women as being "pre-pregnant" and advising that we conduct ourselves as not to do harm to the unborn, unconceived, non-existant fetus.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/15/AR2006051500875_pf.html

Speaking as a resolute non-breeder ... bite me.

This calls for a drink - and I don't mean folic acid-rich orange juice.