Obscene Humor Day

In honor of the release of The Aristocrats on Friday, I thought the humor should be in that vein. Here is a database of Aristocrats jokes. Enjoy, if you can.

Technically, I should be posting my own version of the joke here, but I don't particularly feel like taking that mental journey this morning.

Lavender

I am thoroughly enjoying my lavender doughnut this morning, so I went to google to find out more about the company. I simply typed in "lavender doughnut" and this was among the top ten links: The Effects of Odors on Penile Blood Flow Huh? Who knew?

making a mental note of possible breakfast items for my next bf....

I prefer to blow more than $100 ...

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."