Just in case.

Well, it looks like I've had a setback in my healing. I neglected to do my jaw stretches for a couple of days (I over did it on Sunday and gave myself a migraine) so now I can barely open my jaw the width of two fingers. Which reminds me of a joke (paraphrased from Erotique Noire):

This man was fooling around with a girl. She tells him, "I can't. I can't do that, I'm on my period."

So he tries again from the back (so to speak) and she says , "No, don't touch me there; I've got hemorrhoids."

The man is completely frustrated now, he gets out, goes to the trunk of his car and gets a crowbar. She says, "What's the crowbar for?" He says, "Just in case you've got lockjaw too!"

Maybe by starting the day with a joke, I'll be in a better mood and less apt to go on one of my rants like I did yesterday. The world can't be that bad, can it? (I have a sneaking suspicion that it's worse, but I'll ignore that for the moment.)