kedd, február 15, 2005

Suck the Head, Baby!

I'm going to New Orleans next month. I'm excited. I like it there. What's not to like about such an hedonistic locale?

I was just on the phone trying to explain to a friend how to eat boiled crawfish. She thought I was kidding.

It took me years to even attempt to suck the head, and even now, I hesitate a bit at first, but once I get into it, I do it with gusto. Mmm.

Wait a minute - was I talking about crawfish, or fellatio?

Doesn't matter, I suppose. Either makes for a fine time in the Big Easy.

Mmmmmm....